The bath was supposed to be relaxing. Then someone brought out the scrub brush.
Scrub Me Not features a deeply unimpressed pig soaking in a tub, already at their limit and absolutely not interested in exfoliation. The scrub brush lid is magnetic, and when it’s placed on top, it subtly shifts the pig’s eyes from tired annoyance to full-body refusal. Cleanliness is optional. Boundaries are not.
Part of the (Un)bothered Beasts collection, Scrub Me Not is for anyone who is overstimulated, under-rested, and one unsolicited suggestion away from becoming feral. Clip it to your keys or bag as a gentle warning. This pig is soaking. Do not disturb.
Features:
3D printed pig keychain sitting in a tub
Removable magnetic scrub brush lid
Magnet interaction causes the pig’s eyes to shift when the lid is placed on top
Expressive “absolutely not” facial design
Durable PLA construction for everyday carry
Lightweight with attached keyring
Functions as a keychain, bag charm, or small display piece
